Idea Starters

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

Emo Philips

People with telekinetic powers move me. CSW

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If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Perhaps He put stars in the sky so we’d look up. CSW

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“Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”

James Joyce

Credit doesn’t go to the discoverer, but to the one who has courage to announce it. CSW

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

Bill Watterson

Who really wants to live in the real world? CSW

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“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”

Rita Rudner

Always Right should never marry Never Wrong. CSW

 

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Written by Craig Wagganer

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