Posts Categorized: Notes on Quotes

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“I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”

Hillary Clinton

Wouldn’t it be nice if changing a mind was as easy and changing hair color. CSW

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“A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.”

David Brenner

I’m a vegetarian once remove. Many of the animals I eat were vegetarians. CSW

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“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”

Milton Berle

Committees are often appointed by people who can’t find a solution; and they appoint people who didn’t know there was a problem. CSW

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“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

L. Mencken

It’s sad that advertising can take the worthless and make it a necessity. CSW

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“I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”

Paula Poundstone

The Ziploc makes it easily accessible in case of emergencies. CSW

 

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“I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.”

Louis XIV

Never attempt to solve a woman’s problems; just listen. CSW

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“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”

Cathy Guisewite

These four suffice in giving the daily minimum requirement of guilt. CSW

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“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”

Johnny Carson

Doing nothing behind the barn is a waste of time, and you still feel guilty. CSW

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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”

Erma Bombeck

Forgive and be forgiven; the only solution to guilt. CSW

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“We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – romantic love and gunpowder.”

Andre Maurois

Apparently the Middle Ages were a time of explosive creativity. CSW

 

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“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

George Burns

True, you rarely hear of people dying after the age of 100. CSW

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“If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

Robin Williams

When a psychic reads their own mind is it déjà vu? CSW

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“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

L. Mencken

Apes would never humiliate themselves to think they’re our relatives. CSW

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“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”

Tommy Cooper

How much money could be saved if we stopped buying things just because they’re on sale? CSW

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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”

Phyllis Diller

Be creative, there is always a better way. CSW

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In honor of one of baseball’s greats, as well as a great character and St. Louis native; the quotes this week are all of Yogi Berra origin.

 

“It ain’t over till it’s over.”

This is pretty optimistic, I know a lot of people who give up too soon. CSW

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“It’s deja vu all over again.”

Déjà vu times 2 – I get it. CSW

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“I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”

I’ve done that; fell asleep in Central time woke up on Eastern. CSW

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“Never answer an anonymous letter.”

But I sure have wanted to. CSW

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“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

There have been times in my life where I have even messed up the mistake. CSW

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“You can observe a lot by watching.”

You can hear a lot by listening. CSW

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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

George Burns

Getting old happens quickly. CSW

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“Be obscure clearly.”

E.B. White

If the goal is obscurity, then be as precise and accurate as possible in attaining it. CSW

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“I own and operate a ferocious ego.”

Bill Moyers

Large egos make for an easy target. CSW

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Saint Augustine

Overcoming temptation is simply learning not to do what you want to do; which is not that simple. CSW

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“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”

Rob Corddry

The shortest distance between two people is a secret. The farthest distance is when it’s told. CSW

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