Posts Categorized: Notes on Quotes

Idea Starters

“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”

Hillary Clinton

When media is at the mercy of ego, it’s not serving the public’s best interest, but merely serving the public’s interest. CSW

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“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

Lily Tomlin

It would improve the reading selections. How much would our collective intelligence rise if libraries provided the reading material for waiting rooms? CSW

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“I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”

Michael J. Fox

There is more to choosing a mate than just love. CSW

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“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”

Oscar Wilde

We say that suspense is killing us, when it actually makes us feel alive. CSW

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“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’”

Claude Pepper

If you can keep your sense of humor about growing old you’ll die laughing. CSW

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Idea Starters

“I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

Charles M. Schulz

There’s no use in ruining the day ahead of time. CSW

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“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”

Ronald Reagan

Honesty with a little humor is the best policy. CSW

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“If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.”

Marcelene Cox

From conception to death, it’s someone else’s fault. CSW

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“Instant gratification takes too long.”

Carrie Fisher

We need something faster than a microwave. CSW

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“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”

Will Rogers

We wouldn’t let our daughters out of the house in their underwear, but what passes for a swimsuit… CSW

 

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Idea Starters

“Only the mediocre are always at their best.”

Jean Giraudoux

Even if you’re only average, strive to be the very best average possible. CSW

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“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”

Don Marquis

Show me a pessimist and I’ll show you a person weaned on a sour pickle. CSW

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“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”

Josh Billings

I’ve known people whose memory was so good they could remember things that never happened. CSW

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“You’re only as good as your last haircut.”

Fran Lebowitz

How good are the folliclely challenged? CSW

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“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

David Lee Roth

Sippy cups, David, Sippy cups. CSW

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Idea Starters

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”

Jerry Seinfeld

My nickname was ‘Tornado Tom’ but it stuck past two. CSW

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“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”

Albert Einstein

Common sense is relative to the beholder. CSW

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“TV is chewing gum for the eyes”

Frank Lloyd Wright

Chewing gum may affect the teeth, but TV the mind. CSW

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“All men are equal before fish.”

Herbert Hoover

Me thinks the swimmer and fisherman are perceived differently by the wise fish. CSW

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“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

Bill Maher

We redefine reality to accept our circumstances. CSW

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Idea Starters

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

Emo Philips

People with telekinetic powers move me. CSW

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If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Perhaps He put stars in the sky so we’d look up. CSW

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“Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”

James Joyce

Credit doesn’t go to the discoverer, but to the one who has courage to announce it. CSW

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

Bill Watterson

Who really wants to live in the real world? CSW

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“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”

Rita Rudner

Always Right should never marry Never Wrong. CSW

 

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