Idea Starters

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
Theodore Roosevelt
Mirrors can be difficult things. CSW

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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
Mitch Hedberg
I set my fake plants outside and pretend it rains. CSW

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“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
Carl Sandburg
When you don’t know where you’re going it’s important to make good time. CSW

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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
Oscar Levant
I wish one of me would have said that. CSW

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“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.”
Laurence J. Peter
Two out of three is just experienced. CSW

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Written by Craig Wagganer

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