Idea Starters

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W. C. Fields
I need to read the ingredient list much closer, maybe it doesn’t all go into the recipe. CSW

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“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright
How do you decide on how long to make a book? Number the pages and fill in the blanks. CSW

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“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
Bertrand Russell
By observation, it seems the chief goal in life is to stay distracted. CSW

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“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Reading, and responding, to shirts can be dangerous to your health. CSW

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“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
If a man isn’t honest by himself, he’ll rarely be in public. CSW

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