Idea Starters

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
Mitch Hedberg
Some shortcuts just aren’t worth it. CSW

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“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.”
H. G. Wells
I wonder if he would still hold that opinion? CSW

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“I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.”
Mitch Hedberg
We each have our own way of holding a reality check. CSW

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“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
Calvin Coolidge
You can ease your pain by holding your tongue. CSW

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“When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.”
Henny Youngman
I suppose when God sneezed he created gum. CSW

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