Idea Starters

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

George Burns

True, you rarely hear of people dying after the age of 100. CSW

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“If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

Robin Williams

When a psychic reads their own mind is it déjà vu? CSW

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“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

L. Mencken

Apes would never humiliate themselves to think they’re our relatives. CSW

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“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”

Tommy Cooper

How much money could be saved if we stopped buying things just because they’re on sale? CSW

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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”

Phyllis Diller

Be creative, there is always a better way. CSW

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Written by Craig Wagganer

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