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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Mae West
If your choice is between two evils, keep searching for choices. CSW

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“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
Joan Rivers
Cleaning is redundant. CSW

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“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.”
Laurence J. Peter
Adding wrong upon wrong will never make right. CSW

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“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
George Bernard Shaw
Could this explain why the biggest thieves get elected? CSW

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“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
Buddy Hackett
My mom used to say, “You can eat it hot now, or cold later. But you’re going to eat it” CSW

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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W. C. Fields
I need to read the ingredient list much closer, maybe it doesn’t all go into the recipe. CSW

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“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright
How do you decide on how long to make a book? Number the pages and fill in the blanks. CSW

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“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
Bertrand Russell
By observation, it seems the chief goal in life is to stay distracted. CSW

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“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Reading, and responding, to shirts can be dangerous to your health. CSW

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“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
If a man isn’t honest by himself, he’ll rarely be in public. CSW

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“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
Samuel Beckett
Some people never get over their first impression of the world. CSW

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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
Woody Allen
How we would change if we could do it over again. CSW

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“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
Fred Allen
Some of us have religious voices; when we sing it causes people to pray. CSW

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“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen
I may never look at hiking the same way again. CSW

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“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
Mel Brooks
Life; outlook, humor is a matter of perspective. CSW

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“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
It’s human nature to always want to add more to what is necessary. CSW

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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
Groucho Marx
Never compromise your ethics. CSW

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“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”
Steven Wright
If a thesaurus is an extinct dinosaur, perhaps a lexicon is a wee little Scottish lad. CSW

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“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Joey Adams
As you grow older, the temptations don’t avoid you, the temptations change. CSW

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“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
Tallulah Bankhead
The lure of life is to live it faster, instead of better. CSW

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“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.”
Jane Wagner
Actually, the diagnosis depends more on what He says. CSW

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“Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen
He’s right, he is a liar; the last sentence proves it. CSW

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“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
Katharine Hepburn
If it weren’t for life, death would have no purpose. CSW

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“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
Mark Twain
Maybe it would be true to say that generally all generalizations are false. CSW

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“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
Gloria Steinem
Most men haven’t got the marriage part figured out; much less how to combine it with anything. CSW

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